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Stand Up In It lyrics

Now this song is going out to all of you players
Wanna-be players
Wanna-be pimps
Mack daddies
Or whatever you call yourself
Well you better get your game face on
Cause this old lady told me one time
She say son, you men think you know what women want.
But you don't.
And then she went on to tell me a story.
And it goes something like this.

All you wanna-be lovers.
There's somethin' you need to know.
Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago.
She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't.

She said.
I had a man who thought he was the world's greatest lover
But when you add his time up
He was just a five minute brother
Hahaha ha.
He used to squeeze it.
Mmmm.
He used to stroke it.
You know one night we was makin' love he said
"This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it."
Haha.

She said, Theodis, you need to know.
That you can squeeze it.
Or you can stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got the notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Mmmmm.
Got to stand up in it

Now this wanna-be brother who thought he was the world's greatest lover.
Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part-time lover.

He said.
Baabee…
Mmmmm baby.
Why you messin around on me?
I make sure your rent's paid.
I make sure your cable's on.
Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone.
Baby oooo baby. Why you do me this way?

She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't.

Now you can play around wit' it boy and stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got a notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.

Now you can squeeze it, mmmm, and you can stroke it.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Ooooh you got stand up in it, boy.
Oooooo you got to stand up in it.
Yes you do.

The she said.
Now, Theodis, play that git-tar for me like you standin' up in it.
I say allright.
No. No. No. Play it like you stand up in it. Stand on up in it.
I say okay, all right then.
(Oh yeah, Theodis.)

She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, son, they really don't.

She said. Now you can squeeze it. Mmmm.
You can stroke it.
But wait a minute.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Oooooo!
Now you can play around wit' it boy and stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got a notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Ooooo, boy.
You better stand up in it.
Yeah. Oooooooh-oooooh.
You got to stand on up in it.

You know somebody say ...
You know a woman got to have it.
Don't you know she got to feel it, boy, every time.

Bobby Womack said it, fellahs. Let me tell you something now. He was right, too

And the moral of this story is that...
You can smack it, stroke it, rub it, squeeze it, tease it,
Do anything you want to do with it.
But you ain't did nothing until you
Stand Up In It.

Hehehehehehhhhhhh.
Wooo!

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Comments on Stand Up In It

Top 11 comments

  • ricky 0 points

    This is a great song it's talks about stuff that other singers would never say.

    Bib ups to Dyrone Davis

  • Dave 0 points

    Exxcellent soulful and Catchy, Have a bluesband up NoRth here and try to cover catchy and memorable tunes....This is a clear winner Folks in Pa will come to Know Theotis Ealey band, Lilragu

  • gregv the bamagreek 0 points

    IM wit it..................love this song

  • Pooh Baby 0 points

    i love this.
    song this is a really good song :)

    *i like the part 2 also

  • meka 0 points

    dis song is off da hizzle ay theodis ealey was sangin dis shoot he given da men sum good advice dat dey need ta take

  • tasha 0 points

    get with it carroll! this song is fantastic and i think those decent people you speak of are not as decent as you think if the cant listen to a funny song and get it. hey it is what it is, and maybe you just have not had anyone that could stand up in it! this song is just to remind men of their jobs at home to us as women, because what they won't someone else will and the same goes for women.

  • Val 0 points

    I heard this song on the blues channel, and I just LOVE it! It is the funnest and funniest song! Thanks for making a statement in such a lovely way! It is entertaining, and informative, as well as a very good dancing song.

  • Carroll 0 points

    The music to the song has a good beat. However I feel the lyrics are very suggesting (pertaining to the sex and oral sex) and is not suitable to be performed and a group of decent people.

  • richard 0 points

    i like this song its a good song

  • jaquan hardy 0 points

    good song

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