Theodis Ealey Follow

Now this song is going out to all of you players
Wanna-be players
Wanna-be pimps
Mack daddies
Or whatever you call yourself
Well you better get your game face on
Cause this old lady told me one time
She say son, you men think you know what women want.
But you don't.
And then she went on to tell me a story.
And it goes something like this.

All you wanna-be lovers.
There's somethin' you need to know.
Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago.
She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't.

She said.
I had a man who thought he was the world's greatest lover
But when you add his time up
He was just a five minute brother
Hahaha ha.
He used to squeeze it.
Mmmm.
He used to stroke it.
You know one night we was makin' love he said
"This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it."
Haha.

She said, Theodis, you need to know.
That you can squeeze it.
Or you can stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got the notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Mmmmm.
Got to stand up in it

Now this wanna-be brother who thought he was the world's greatest lover.
Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part-time lover.

He said.
Baabee…
Mmmmm baby.
Why you messin around on me?
I make sure your rent's paid.
I make sure your cable's on.
Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone.
Baby oooo baby. Why you do me this way?

She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't.

Now you can play around wit' it boy and stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got a notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.

Now you can squeeze it, mmmm, and you can stroke it.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Ooooh you got stand up in it, boy.
Oooooo you got to stand up in it.
Yes you do.

The she said.
Now, Theodis, play that git-tar for me like you standin' up in it.
I say allright.
No. No. No. Play it like you stand up in it. Stand on up in it.
I say okay, all right then.
(Oh yeah, Theodis.)

She said, Theodis, men think they know what women want.
But the truth about the whole thing is, son, they really don't.

She said. Now you can squeeze it. Mmmm.
You can stroke it.
But wait a minute.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Oooooo!
Now you can play around wit' it boy and stroke it.
Do any darn thing you got a notion.
But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it.
Ooooo, boy.
You better stand up in it.
Yeah. Oooooooh-oooooh.
You got to stand on up in it.

You know somebody say ...
You know a woman got to have it.
Don't you know she got to feel it, boy, every time.

Bobby Womack said it, fellahs. Let me tell you something now. He was right, too

And the moral of this story is that...
You can smack it, stroke it, rub it, squeeze it, tease it,
Do anything you want to do with it.
But you ain't did nothing until you
Stand Up In It.

Hehehehehehhhhhhh.
Wooo!