Tim Wilson Follow

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass tellin' me how to bake a cake
And I've just about had my fill of Doctor Fuckin' Phil
Tired of lookin' at Tiger's ass and Shaquille O'Fuckin' Neal

Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair
Just proof that you can be stupid and still be a billion-fuckin'-aire

I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowin' every fuckin' thing
Jen, Brad and Angelina's ass; I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass to run out of fuckin' film

I'm tired of everything on T.V.
Everybody Loves Raymond...except for fuckin' me

I'm tired of that Lance's ass in France ridin' on a bike
And I could pretty much give a damn what some actress' dress looks like
It'd be nice if hip-hop's ass would finally learn to play three chords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass and their hand-me-a-trophy awards

Barry Bonds gettin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass and Git-R-Fuckin'-Done

I'd like to watch football's ass without worryin' about T. O.
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass where the fuck he can fuckin' go
I'll be the first to second tellin' the Third World what the fuck they can fuckin' do
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass get whipped by the Jews
I'm tired of my own ass for singin' this fuckin' song
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of, but the list's too fuckin' long
And I could be wrong
Oh, I could be wrong