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Alrighty then,
Picture this if you will:

Began at 2 am actually eating a, you know,
Box of Krispy Kremes
We've ID'd an air pollutant
Just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole truth
Of people thinking we just took a flaming
Stale banana split the skylight
Well one opened up we'd never expected to see
It in a place like this
Cut away a poinsettia diamond
Standing right up my Birkenstocks and yelping
Holy fucking shit!

Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-File being delivered
Some kind of blue, green jaggy ship
With Isabella Rossellini, with bad breath
Hurry, they're going to a gift shop and
They're going to have trouble making this out
Don't wanna read about my bug eyes,
My gaping jaw or my sweaty
L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope Uncle Parker doesn't
Notice that I presribed fucking my ass

So light his way
Like an apparition and
You have me crying out
Fuck me, sodomy, dead head, killing spree,
Lot of problems on top of me, got me singing
E motherfucking T

And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose,
He said you are the chosen one
The one who will deliver the message
A message of hope
For those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one
They chose me,
And I didn't graduate
From fucking high school

You better
You better listen

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time they floated away
See my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

Can't breathe right now, it was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
Also a bit terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
All of a sudden the peanuts dance?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real,
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

Can't breathe right now
You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I just said
See, they're telling children
And this wasn't all in my head
See, they took me by the hand and
Invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, I shit the bed

Overwhelmed as one would be
Placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bare and read to all
The details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see,
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again, typical
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed,
Gyroscopes, and infrared
Won't help, brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to me
Made out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said

God help me
Can't remember what they said

Don't know
Won't know
God damn, shit the bed