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Fake Tales Of San Francisco lyrics

Fake Tales of San Francisco

Echo through the room

More point to a wedding disco

Without a bride or groom

There's a super cool band yeah

With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine

And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets

Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you

(Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear, you know

(Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear you

(Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear you

I don't want to hear your...

Fake Tales of San Fransisco

Echo through the air

And there's a few bored faces in the back

All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks

A young girl's telephone beeps

Yeah she's dashing for the exit

And she's running to the streets outside

"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line

"The band weren't very good

And I'm not having a nice time"

I don't want to hear you

(Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear, you know

(Kick me out, kick me out)

Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though

So all that's left

Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar

I don't quite know the distance

But I'm sure that's far

Yeah I'm sure that's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem

You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham

So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook


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Top 20 comments

  • frenss 0 points

    so difficult to make this lyric..

    so cool yeahh..

  • Aaron 0 points

    Kings of Leon? What the hell?

  • josh 0 points

    lol at ed

  • josh 0 points

    this song is awesome I've always loved kings of leon keep it rockin fellas

  • Ed Sucking Cock Inadustbin 0 points

    Ed Fucking Inadustbin - you are a tosser. You clearly got bullied at school because your forty and picking arguments with teens over usage of exclamation marks, so you're clearly trying to compensate for something. I hope you got a kick out of patronising the mighty England, that's your style isn't it? What are you doing with your life you fucking loser? Get married. Have kids. Or do the world a favour and DIE.

  • ruby 0 points

    im smitten.

  • LoRDislav 0 points

    ? ? вобще из ро??ии, но мне очень травит?? етот б?нд. ? ета пе?н? вопще кул, ну и в?е.

  • Dac 0 points

    Ed... u're a prick man...
    Look... u'll find plenty mistakes here.. so go on, have fun...
    Now what u probably dont know is that i'm spanish and i speak another 5 stop being a dick and get a fucking life.
    Sheffield style

    By the way Ed... en espanyol ahora, eres patetico y triste, lo que mas me jode es que he perdido un par de minutos de mi vida contigo.
    Suicidate que nos harias un favor.

  • Auger 0 points

    Go suck a cock Ed (period)

  • Nala 0 points

    Arctic Monkeys ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aleph 0 points

    It is Beethoven in fact, but who cares... its Arctic Monkeys here, which reminds me: what a good song!!

  • nadia 0 points

    Ed! Look! I can spell "go to hell"!

    And thank you, I'll save the link for these lyrics anytime I want to see 40year olds talking nonsense about a degree and how proud the are because their comments don't have exclamation marks.

    I like the Arctic Monkeys, too (and Pulp and Morrisey, for that matter), but I think that saying the song is "sublime" is going way over the top. They're just a band, they're not Beethoveen! (I can spell that, too!)

    Go earn your degree, would you?

    All the best


  • Ed inadustbin 0 points

    I'm forty and I love them too - they are up there with Morrisey and Pulp in terms of capturing Little England in their lyrics and the music is sublime. You can look the word 'sublime' up on the internet.

    PS: the reason that there are no spelling mistakes or an overkill of !!!!! marks in this review is because I did real exams, not the primary school momkey-nonesense you lot d, to get a degree in retail effectiveness etc - just pulling your leg, if you can identify that bit of your body yet...

  • lol 0 points

    i luv Arctic Monkeys, yeah!!

  • dane 0 points

    kickass song man

  • drumstix 0 points

    yea this is a kick ass songs \../ rock on artic monkeys

  • Emily 0 points

    I AGREE!
    i hav only heard this song once and i alredy luv it!!!

  • michelle 0 points

    not quite sure. not many though. lol. ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE AWSOME!!

  • Stu 0 points

    Who uses Kazaa anyways?

  • Nanne 0 points

    Which fuckin' wanker discribes this song as From the Ritz to the Rubble on Kazaa? Cool song though, peace from Vlaardingen

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