Bottle Rockets Follow

Straight from twelfth grade to the junior college
Buddy, buddy, buddy I passed my exam
Makin' me a law enforcement person
Got me a gun and a badge on the man

Radar gun, radar gun

Forty-three from where I was sittin'
Thirty miles an hour is the law of the land
Please remove your license, find your registration
And what is the name of your insurance man?

Radar gun, radar gun
Makin' money and I'm having fun with my
Radar gun, radar gun
With my brand-new radar gun

You know, our Sheriff Williams buffed burgers
Says our mayor's got a master plan
A new boss gun meets across the limit
And one of them stoplights down on Grant

Radar gun, radar gun
I'm makin' money and I'm having fun with my
Radar gun, radar gun
With my brand-new radar gun

(Guitar solo)

Schedule 19 on a special election
Got our money and problems right on hand
Droppin' them limits like a hot potato
Fifty down to thirty, oh man, oh man!

Radar gun, radar gun
I'm makin' money and I'm having fun with my
Radar gun, radar gun
With my brand-new radar gun
Brand-new, shiny, sevens radar gun

Me and my partner go patrol car cruising
On the parking lots at the shopping mall
Scannin' those dashers, those mirrors and visors
The little detectors that ruin it all

Johnny caught one on an '86 T-bird
Pull up slow, just as close as I can
Milli-watt seconds on maximum output
We'll dust that puppy with one small blast of my

Radar gun, radar gun
I'm makin' money and I'm having fun with my
Radar gun, radar gun
With my brand new radar gun
With my brand new radar gun