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I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer?
This cooler, this big Dollhouse

Alright, ladies, welcome to the big Dollhouse
For those of you new to the
Baltimore women's house of detention
Think of me as a mother, one who eats her young

Locked up with all these
Lowlife women
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'

Is there anybody here
Who can dry clean my blouse?
It's the maid's day off
In the big Dollhouse

Lady justice
Where have you gone?
Oh Wilbur, check
I think, I left the iron on

Did you see corny laughing?
I could murder that louse
Honey, that'll getcha life
In the big Dollhouse

Big house
Locked up here in the pen
Big house
No phone, no food, no men

I need a conjugal visit
From my lovin' spouse
Honey, just drop the soap
In the big Dollhouse

Yoo hoo
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour

You just had a pizza
Six burgers, a mouse
There's no food left
In the big Dollhouse

Hey, matron
I have got to complain
Mira, mami, don't I know you
From 1st and main?

Eek, call my attorneys
Lipshitz and Strauss
I gotta get sprung
From the big Dollhouse

Big house
No fair, no food
No fun, big house
And our fight had just begun

'Cause it's freedom's flame
Velma'd like to douse
So we must break
Out of this big Dollhouse

Penny, I can't take
All of this waiting
I've lost my man
Plus, my hair's deflating

Well Tracy
I hate to grumble or grouse
But it's your fault that we're in
This big Dollhouse

Hey, cool it, ladies
No need to shout
And don't ya got an old man
To bail you out?

Ha, her daddy's a pervert
A loser, a souse
Well, it's just us girls
In the big Dollhouse

Big house
God, I'm too young to fry
Big house
I'm bustin' out, girl, so am I

Lady justice, hear my plea
'Cause the big Dollhouse
The big Dollhouse
The big Dollhouse ain't big enough for me

For me
For me
For me

I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer?