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If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle lyrics
Vaginas for girls and dicks for guys
But what’s between my Auntie’s thighs?
If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle
Paul Simon is gay and so is Art Garfuncle
Her with nuts would be a him
Instead of Jamie it would be Jim
My aunt has a twat, those are the rules
But would be uncle
With the family jewels
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