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My day!
My day!

We weren't polite, we were bad-mannered
And we didn't give a crap
About anybody's feelings
Or the property they had.

Too much cashing, too much booze
And threw away what we had left,
Only ever cared about the shit
We thought we had to get.

Our education only hindered
Our social activities.
Never let the teachers teach us
Treated them like enemies.

Kept on smoking, kept on drinking,
Kept on bitching 'bout our health.
We chased money, and when it never came,
We cussed the men with wealth.

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In my day, we'll be spitting in the street,
In my day, all the promises we keep.
In my day, worried we was bi',
In my day, 'cause everyone was high.
In my day, pissed about the wars,
In my day, where no-one had a cause.
In my day, never spoke my mind,
In my day, pissed away our time
In my day.

They're putting sewage in the sea
And putting garbage in the ground
And we paid to go to festivals
Where they were strict with sound.

Claimed as much as we could claim
Wherever we could make a claim,
And we spent it all on drugs
Cause life is better when you're baked.

We were ignorant and didn't care
To learn the things that we lacked.
There were wars and we would criticise
And then we would relax.

We were sheep, we sat on any bench
That had a pretty view.
If it came from men in suits or youtube
Then it must be true.

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We saw planet up on youtube
And we left comments on its state.
As the internet expanded
Made our lazy minds deflate.

Grew up thinking we were so advanced
And had the largest heads.
Didn't masturbate with our own minds
Instead we used the web.

We had no tolerance for anyone
So then we made it law.
Just made people more intolerant
To everyone they saw.

We hate racist, dead alpha-males
The power of arrest,
We joined the army 'cause we saw an advert
Saying 'Be the best!'

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My day!
My day!
My day!
My day!

My day!
My day!
My day!
My day!