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Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground.
Sometimes mountains crumble down around you.
And you feel there's nothing you can do.

When your skies turn gray,
It kinda turns me gay.
Oh, yeah. It f**kin' turns me gay.
Kinda queer.
f**kin' turns me gay.
Oh, f**k yeah! Oh so gay. I mean gay.

Sometimes life gets you down.
You gotta f**kin' pick yourself up by the bootstraps.
Yeah, when it looks like all hope is lost,
There is a cost that you must pay. f**k yeah.

And then it turns you gay, oh yeah.
It f**kin' turns you gay, pretty gay.

Sometimes it tears your f**kin' asshole apart.
You can barely fart.
Sometimes when the only thing that can help you
Is when the f**kin' gerbil puts in his little hairs and tickles it a little.
f**k yeah, somebody find me a f**king funnel and a gerbil.
I think I'm turning gay.

Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground.
Sometimes mountains crumble down around you.