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Abigail:
There's only room for one diva in this town!

Bill:
Look what you've done, fiend!
Who are you?

Narrator:
(Spoken) He pulls off the mask in anger, revealing Phantom Jitter's hideous face... with whiskers, striped fur, and pointy ears...

Bill:
(Spoken) My God! You're a... a cat! A cat of many colors!

Phantom Jitter:
I was born like this, deformed and scarred,
My life has been very hard!
Friskies in the morning,
Hairball after lunch,
Dogs chasing after me!
But now all I do is sleep all day cause I was neutered at the age of three!
Hiss!

I'm sorry Junita...

Junita:
I forgive you,
you're really an angelical cat...

Bill:
That was the spectacle, that was the show,
Junita is dead now, so what do you know?

Bill, Phantom Jitter and abigail Von Starr:
Hey-sana, Hosanna, Adios Amiga!

Narrator:
(Spoken) Junita, not quite dead yet, manages to sing her dying farewell...

Junita:
Did I have genius? Never!
Did I have greatness? Never!
But was I a commercial success? Yes!
Now and forever!

Narrator:
(Spoken) She ascends into the stratosphere on the rising chandelier. The audience applauds the smoke machine...