Eric Rockwell & Joanne Bogart Follow

Jitter:
(Spoken) Will you pose for me?

Jeune:
(Spoken) Why, Jitter, show a little decorum!

Jitter:
(Spoken) A funny thing happened on the way to decorum...

What would be the matter with the murder of a model...
If the model were a moron in the middle of a muddle?
And the murderer was manic and admittedly demented
Then though later he repented when they tried to circumvent it
Even after he asserted that he meant it

The art of retribution
Depends on execution

Shall I use a knife?
No, not on your life...
To slash in a passion is so out of fashion

Shall I use a gun?
Hmm, fun, but overdone...
To shoot doesn't suit her
This suitor's astuter

Would it be too grim to tear her limb from limb?
Alarming and charming
Yet truly... disarming!

Shall I use a rope?
Shoot her up with dope?
Hemlock is easy, but too Socrates-y

Hats off to decapitation!
She'll be dead
And I'll get a-head
I'll try not to gloat as my knife slits her throat
And now she'll be rudely subdued!

(Doorbell)

(Spoken) I'm screwed!