Eric Rockwell & Joanne Bogart Follow

Narrator:
(Spoken) The Lights come up on a New York City apartment complex aptly called... The Woods
The company of actors sets the scene...

Jitter:
(Spoken) Irony
Ambiguity
Dissonance
Angst

All:
Welcome to our complex
Our apartment complex
Welcome to The Woods

Jitter:
All of our tenants are very neurotic

Abby:
Emotional lives are completely chaotic

Billy:
The songs in their hearts aren't ever melodic

Jeune:
Everyone here is a little bit lost...

Jeune and Abby:
In The Woods

All:
Welcome to The Woods

Abby:
The sentiments heard here are seldom endearing

Billy:
It's kind of slow-going, but worth persevering

Jeune:
It may not sink in 'til the third or fourth hearing

Jitter:
Then, if you're bright, there's a glimmer of light... In the..

All:
Woods
Welcome to The Woods
Don't feel obtuse
yes it's abstruse
Everyone here has at least one screw loose

Jitter:
Unlikeable people with live that are hollow
It's all food for thought, but a bit hard to swallow

Abby:
So, don't feel too bad if you don't really follow
You're not alone

All:
But, then, no one's alone
In The Woods
Welcome to the Woods

Abby:
Apartment 60

Jitter:
Abby
She's bitter and boozy, a bit of a floozy
She's blousy and lousy and not very choosy

Abby:
Apartment 75

Jitter:
Billy

Jeune:
He wants to write songs, but the prospects are dismal
His thoughts are so deep that, in fact, they're abysmal

Abby:
Apartment 73

Jitter:
Jeune

Billy:
Finances restricted, emotions conflicted
She wanders and wonders when she'll be evicted
By the landlord

Billy, Jeune and Abby:
There's always a landlord
But who is the landlord?

Jitter, Jitter.. JITTER!