Everybody Was in the French Resistance...Now Follow

If we asked around the room for a show of hands
Everyone at some point's made some stupid demands
To prove she wanted to be back with me
I made her follow mine exactly

She put up with some stupid stuff
(Remember me, remember me)
Eventually, she'd had enough
(She once was a true love of mine)

When I got her back, I couldn't let it rest
Everything she did had to be a test
Ridiculous things that made no sense
Just because I wanted some reassurance

She put up with some stupid stuff
(Remember me, remember me)
Eventually, she'd had enough
(She once was a true love of mine)

After all the trouble she went through to get it
The cambric shirt she bought me, well, it no longer fits

With some cinema tickets and a couple of photos

She put up with some stupid stuff
(Remember me, remember me)
Eventually, she'd had enough
(She once was a true love of mine)

She put up with some stupid stuff
(Remember me, remember me)
Eventually, she'd had enough

You can only put up with so much for love
(Remember me, remember me)
Understandably, she'd had enough
Sober and grave, grow merry with time
(She once was a true love of mine)

She once was a true love of mine
(She once was a true love of mine)
A true love of mine

If we asked around the room for a show of hands
Everyone at some point's made some stupid demands
To prove she wanted to be back with me