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"MISS FORTUNE" GARY NICHOLSON

SHE GOT ALL THE MONEY HER DADDY MADE,
SITTIN' IN THE SHADE SIPPIN' LEMONADE.
CALLED ME OVER TO CUT HER LAWN,
SHE BEGUN LAUGHING AND CARRYING ON.
INVITED ME IN FOR A GLASS OF TEA,
SAID HAVE SOME SUGAR, DON'T YOU WANT IT SWEET.
BEFORE I KNEW IT HER DADDY WAS HOME,
I WAS UNDER THE BED LOOKING FOR MY CLOTHES.

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MISS FORTUNE, SHE GOT A HOLD OF ME,
MISS FORTUNE, SHE WON'T LET ME BE.
MISS FORTUNE, ALWAYS GETS HER WAY,
MISS FORTUNE, GONNA BE HELL TO PAY.

SHE SAID OH NO DADDY NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE,
HE MUST HAVE SLIPPED IN THROUGH MY BACK DOOR.
AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A SKINNY LITTLE THING,
THA'S WHEN I HEARD THE SIREN RING.
POLICE SAID SON YOU GOT NO CHANCE,
LEAVE YOUR TOOLS, AND TAKE YOUR PANTS.
SHE GAVE ME A THREE DOLLAR TIP,
SAID COME BACK SUNDAY THERE'S A HEDGE TO CLIP.

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UM HUM, YEAH, I KNEW IT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IN THE HOUSE?
O.K.

WELL I CUT HER RIGHT, I CLIPPED HER GOOD,
I SPREAD MY SEED EVERYWHERE I COULD.
DUG HER SHRUBS AND PLOWED HER GROUND,
THE WOMAN WAS A WIGGLING ALL AROUND.
WHEN I PULLED OUT HER LAST WEED,
SHE THANKED ME FOR MY DIRTY DEED.
SHE SAID THE GRASS IS GROWING FAST,
I WANT YOU BACK NEXT WEEK AND I'M PAYING CASH.

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