Keith Caputo Follow

How your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church
And your head when it hurts

We talk about the troubles
You've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover

We talk about your friends
And the places that you've been
We talk about your skin
And the dimples on your chin

The polish on your toes
And the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk
About your clothes

You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh, my, me, my

What I think, what I like
What I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about me

We talk about your dreams
And we talk about your schemes
Your high school team
And your moisturizer creme

We talk about your nanna
Up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma
Down in Alabama

We talk about your guys
Of every shape and size
The ones that you despise
And the ones you idolize

We talk about your heart
About your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts
And where you start

You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh, my, me, my

What I think, what I like
What I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about me

You, you, you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you, you
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh, my, me, my

What I think, what I like
What I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about me

How your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church