Kristin Chenoweth Follow

There he goes as usual, my manBreaking my foolish
heart.I really don’t know what to do about himI’ve
told my self I’ve got to do without himThere he goes
as usual, my man.Tearing my heart apart.He’s made my
life a messI’ve got to do this I guessGoodbye, Joe,
from here I kiss youGoodbye, Joe, I hope I don’t miss
you[Pistol sound]If you had been on the
squareAnd had treated me fairAnd we’d not had a
tiffIf you had not saidI should go and jump right
offThe nearest cliffIf you had stayed off the
makeAnd you never had takenTo coming home stiffIf
I hand not smelled perfumeWith a nasty unfamiliar
whiffI’M GONNA MISS YOU BABY!THINGS COULD’VE BEEN
TERIFF!Ah, what’s the diff… If you had not had
the cheekTo stay out for a weekSaying ’back in a
jiffIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you
weren'tIf you hadn't If you
didn'tAnd you weren'tAnd you
hadn'tAnd you didn’tBut you haveAnd you
wereAnd you wentAnd you didAnd so
goodbye!If I had not seen youTake Geraldine on
the lakeIn your flat-bottomed skiffIf you were not out
with SueWith your arms around her bare midriffIf I had
not seen you pen sexy lettersTo Gwen in your own
HieroglyphIf you had not left me homeWhen had two
seats for South PacifI’M GONNA MISS YOU, BABYYOU
WERE TOO DARN PROLIFAh, what's the diffIf
you were not such a hound whoWhen game was
aroundAlways picked at the sniffIf you were not such a
two-timing guyIf you weren'tIf you
hadn'tIf you didn’tAnd you weren’tAnd you
hadn’tAnd you didn’tBut you wereAnd you
haveAnd you wentAnd you didAND SO,
GOODBYEIf when I asked where you’d beenYou had
not cliffed my chinWith a beautiful biffHeyIf I
had not always found purpleLipstick on your
handkerchiefIf you had not told me liesAnd then looked
in my eyesWith a smile beautifIf when I caught you
with KateYou had not said, “It’s of no
signif!?I’M GONNA MISS YOU, BABYAND I COULD GET
SPECIF!Ah, what’s the diff!If The best years of
my lifeWeren’t spent as your wifeWith no marriage
certifIf you were not such a two-timing guyIf you
weren'tIf you hadn'tIf you
didn'tIf you weren'tIf you hadn’tIf you
didn’tBut you hadAnd then we couldaAnd you
didn'tThough you shouldaIf you
didn'tIf you weren'tIf you
hadn'tIf you didn'tBut you wereAnd you
haveAnd you wentAnd you didAnd soGood
byeSee ya later, Joe