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Salvation Barmy lyrics

I am a pretty little dutch girl
As pretty as pretty can be
And all the boys around my block
Are crazy over me

I was walkin' down the street
Look at boobs, asses, faces
Went into Salvation Army
For some used glasses cases
Next to the doorway

The cashier in casmir held up an old map of Norway
She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay'
Looked at her anxiously
Two lip rings looked like fangs to me
I said, 'Hope my sperm'll get under your thermal

Underwear because
You're cuter than Nermal'
She said, 'Go get a haircut'
So I showed her my bare butt
Pulled down my Carhearts

Put my Moon in her StarTrek
And to make stupid stupider
I slapped a ring on my ass
Said, 'Now my Moon's Jupiter'
Fuckin' asshole

She has a boyfriend, Fatty
He comes from Cincinnati
With forty-eight toes
And a pickle on his nose
And this is the way the story goes

Clickity-clack he's at the rag with a jacket
It's black Italiano, look back cause he's backlet
Hey, what's up with these fuckin' Chinese looking

Street-gang jackets
We started to slowdance
I said, 'No chance for romance
If I have to wear condoms
'Cause they feel like snowpants'

But I couldn't stay calm
Because she revealed a bra
Made of two yamakas
I said, 'You're hella great, let's celebrate'
We took the freight elevator to continue

Our back and forth shaggin' sports
In the room with the dampenport
When men become cuckles
She chuckled, I felt her knuckles
Above my belt-buckle

One day when she was walking
She heard her boyfriend talking
To a little girl with the strawberry curls
And this is what he said to her

My pissed off gibrowski turned three
Colors like Christof Caslouski
I said, 'A hand job's a man's job
You're job's a blow job'
That porn snob
That corn cob with a doorknob

Is a born slob, and I'll blameless
Every penis wants to be famous
It's a good way to stay misogamistic and aimless
She said, 'I'm glad you explained that
My name is Jane Pratt

Before you jerk off on my head
Please pass me that rainhat'
So I did, you know, what can I say?
I'm a lonely male who'll settle
For any phony in a ponytail

C'mon, bring your women over here so
I can show 'em a real Italian man
I got the best of both fuckin' worlds here
Fuckin' black man's dick
And an Italian man's brains

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MC Paul Barman - "SALVATION BARMY": Tricycles ran over my elephant. (video from YouTube)

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