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Here’s a simple cautionary tale
Of how the vanity of a man
Turns the heat up on himself
The Incredible Melting Man

He kept his enemy too close
Til he himself believed in the evil plan
He washes down a fatal dose
The Incredible Melting Man

He thought he'd have his say
Moderate the new program
And now he literally runs away
The Incredible Melting Man

Cuts and lacerations
Too deep, too far and too fast
Betraying generations
The Incredible Melting Man

The riots were predicted
All across Engerland
And you know who was nowhere to be seen
The Incredible Melting Man

You cannot hide the basic facts
From the people of this land
Who know damn well he’s only made of wax
The Incredible Melting Man

He becomes more disingenuous
And he thinks that we don’t understand
'cause he's a bullet point genius
The Incredible Melting Man

Three word mantras with fist half-closed
Index finger slightly open from the hand
Manicured and briefed like nobody knows
The Incredible Melting Man

"Let me make this perfectly clear.."
Is what he says as the truth gets the pan
The saddest leak from parliament
The Incredible Melting Man

No one ever remembers
The kingmaker's hand
‘cause the King always fans the flames just below
The Incredible Melting Man

And the riots were predicted
All across Engerland
And you know who was nowhere to be seen
The Incredible Melting Man

He's forsaken his ideals
To join Lord Snooty's gang
He stands in the light, but he sweats and then he peels
The Incredible Melting Man

And the riots were predicted
All across Engerland
And you know who was nowhere to be seen
The Incredible Melting Man