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For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques’ Fair
-Have you seen it? It's great, they got stuff-

Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world
-With the blue people! They're great, they're just chilled out-

The celebrated Mr. K
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
-Nice neck of the woods-
The Hendersons they're gonna dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, oh don’t be late

Messrs K. and H. assures the public
Their production's second to none, baby!
And of course Henry the Horse gonna do the waltz
-Oh, you've got to see it, it's genius!
I mean, she's running and does this stuff and movement and thwartes, horses how do they do that stuff? they gotta give her sugar, you know?
And she's called Henry and it's a lot of axplanation but don't worry about that kids, ok?
Just tune in, turn on, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on and explode-

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten somersaults he's gonna do on solid ground!
-Whatever they are-

Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill, baby!
Across the universe! It's me!
I'm on top of the bill!
I've spent years gettin' to this point!
I'm bloody brilliant!
It's just, God! You gotta se what i do, man!
I've got horses and dogs and cats and monkeys and blue people... it's just a... it's such a collection!
I've spent years putting it together!
You've gotta watch it! You've gotta see it! It's me!
In the thing...