Stephen Lynch Follow

I made love to ya all night long

then i got up to write you a song

i watched ya sleep and i fell in love

ya must've been sent from heaven above

don't think you could never do no wrong

then you farted....

oh girl you farted..

first i thought that it was kinda cute

i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot

then came the smell came whoftin by

and brought a little tear drop to my eye

i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch

cause you farted...

you could make milk curdle

make your skin crawl

make the paint peal off of the wall

i won't sleep under the covers no more

since the hot winds blew from out your back door

baby, it sure has been a gas

but i can't live life in fear of your ass

so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill

moved back to my house at the top of the hill

well old boy I guess its just you and me

then he farted.....