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Mixer At Delta Chi - Stephen Lynch

It's College time again

September's almost here

Hanging with freshmen girls

Frat party kegs of beer

I see a girl I'm wanting

mixer at Delta Chi

we take some oxycontin

Dave Matthew gettin' high

and then as I undress her

and start my stimulus

she says but wait professor

this wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor

I'm the bad professor

A tenured titty caresser

I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment

turns into a slow dance

Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants

I love her student body

She wants a better grade

I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

I hope you've boned up for your midterm

If you want, I can help you cram

Don't give a shit about the essay test

So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm a bad professor

that's a blow job reference

I'm a bad professor

Your money's on the dresser

I'm a bad, bad man