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I met this woman and i really liked her, as soon as i met her all i could think of was wondering if there was the opposite of a restraining order. I liked her 'cause she wasn't normal. She liked to dance really fast to very slow music, which i found very errotic. Due to a head injury as a small boy. I was playing jacks way too fast. Her eyes were a little bit too close together like the headlights on a jeep, i used to call her AC almost cyclops. In her spare time she liked to waste time. She was a mail order bride's maid. She would drink so much she would slur her pauses. She lived in a beautiful house it had cathedral floors, you'd walk in and fall right down into the middle. We went out for about six months then she went back to school in seattle, she was studying forensic astronomy. She wrote me this beautiful letter, and i read it at the bottom i crossed her name off and wrote my own name and I sent it back to her. I never heard from her ever again apparently she didn't like what she wrote. The reason i'm so laid back is because in highschool i smoked alot of riddlin. My problem is i was reincarnated without ever having been alive the first time. My nephew has HD A.D.D High definition Attention defiscit disorder. He can hardly pay attention but when he does it's unbelievably clear. I saw an advertisement for some invisible fences i thought that'd be perfect for my invisible dogs. I live in massachusets i didn't shovel a driveway this past winter since i bought the flamethrower. You know the Earth is bipolar. I've been emailing my answering machine, which has been sending faxes to my cellular subconcious which has call waiting so incase i'm thinking of something else i can get back to myself later. It's out of control now don't you think? I heard soon they're gunna have digital numbers. My dog has a website, all it is is naked cats.