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Diver Dan lyrics

I'm fucking ruined, I'm desperately broke.
I might be stupid, but he's a fucking joke.
Why not Todd soccer, or Danny volleyball?
How 'bout Neil math team, or no one at all?
What was it about him? Was it his speedo?
or his clean shaven body? Tell me, I need to know.
Needed some answers, already had proof.
Swim caps and love letters were strewn about the room.
(I hope he breaks his neck on a triple gainer twist
when he hits the diving board just like Greg Louganis.)

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