Television Personalities Follow

Well I'd do anything for just once kiss
Just to get my hands around her hips
And when she puts her tongue between my lips
I'm thinking, "Wow, this really could be it!"
But then she smiles and says, "It's much too sweet"
She's eyeing every other guy in the street
So I'm in the bathroom every night of the week
With a photograph of Charity
Oh Charity, Charity
Why don't you show some to me?
Oh Charity, oh Charity
You're nothing but a small town tease
Boy, everyone says I'm a tease.
Don't you know that's why they call me Charity?
I give to everybody. Freely.
I remember she came round one day
When my parents were on holiday
She said, "I'm lonely, do you mind if I stay?"
And I said, "Sure baby, yeah, that's ok."
Well she asked if she could have a bath
And I said "I'd wash your back", for a laugh
Well, when she said alright
I thought tonight's the night, then in walked my mum and dad
Oh Charity, Charity
Why don't you show some to me?
Oh Charity, oh Charity
You're nothing but a small town tease
Boy, stop bugging me
I've got something else to do tonight
Wash my hair? You must be joking
Gotta file my nails. So it's back
Well when I ask her if "tonight's the night"?
If she says no I get the feeling she might
And when she's near girl (?) thinking I could blush
I think she's travelling on a different bus
She's just a girl called Charity
Hullo honey. What are you doing out here?
Boy, I told you, stop bugging me
You're too sweet
Why don't you go away for some sugarpops or something?
Why don't you go down the cinema?
I've got better things to do
Go away