Various Artists Follow

Not in the toast, not in the eggs
Not on the carpet, nor the linoleum
Just how'd your little brother
Get it smeared all over him?

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not on your brother, not on your sis
Not on any family member
You might wanna make a list
Not on the plants, not in your hair
Not on the porch, no, we do not want to share

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not on the swing, not on the slide
Not while we're spinning on a carnival ride
Not on the window, not on the wall
No more surprises on the light switch down the hall
Hey

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not in the yard, you're on your honor
Don't go getting no ideas
From the neighbors weimaraner

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty