Wilderness Survival Follow

Wait girl, save me again, toss me a floatation device I need it.
Hold on, the ship is sinking, we could steal some booze and get off scott free.
I said, "We don't need no more booze, what we need's a solid escape plan."
She goes "I don't wanna leave, I just wanna get wasted here with you."

So I guess I stay, we get wasted in the mess hall, things start to go vertical, so we slide down to the foyer (Foy-yay) in our socks now, I love you, she says "Baby, men are crazy like that."

"I just thought that given the circumstances, you know."

Right about that time, all the lights go out, so we use our respective cellphones as flashlights to find our way out.

Our misdirection leads us to the ballroom, or more precisely, the orchestra pit. We find two tubas which at this point could be could be an acronym for "Two Underwater Breathing Apparatuses."

We somehow find a way out of the sinking ship, but we're so blitzed we swim down as opposed to up. So in ten minutes time we're on the ocean floor, but fortunately for us, we happen to chance upon a sunken Portuguese vessel which is crawling with gold doubloons, we stuff our pockets with as many as possible and swim to the surface richer than we ever thought we'd be.

On our next trip we take a concord.