Young Disciples & Stuccohooch Follow

How have you been?
I've called a million times
But to me you're never in

I know I never had the style
Or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

I'm doing really well
I'm as happy as a lark
I got a new apartment
It's as safe as Central Park

And if they ever mug me
When I'm walking in the dark
Will you know

Don't hang up
Don't hang up

Rolled up in my camera
With the big cheese up above
I stumbled from my stag night
To a never ending Limousine

The band went la di da di da
And I got loady do di dodied
Lousy violins began to play

I went no no no
And as the vol-au-vents exploded
I was walking down
The aisle the other way

Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say, ooh
Nobody's safe in our house

Leave me alone
But a but a please
Leave me alone
Just a mo, a minute
I'm so alone

We had
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing 'round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
All mass-debating my woman

We got a, bum Guatemala Pensione
Crumbling about our ears, Ole
Even the trash man he say

You got a dustbin romance
It's going down the drain
You got a low impedence
She's got a rocky terrain

Ooh, you got a lot to learn
Ooh, you got a lot to learn
A lot to learn about women
You got a lot to learn about women, women
Lot's to learn about women
We've both got a lot to learn

Surprise, surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
Have we won the no Nobel Prize?
Has the color run out of our dye's?

Surprise, surprise
There's a hell of a well in your eyes
When the barman said, "What're you drinking?"
I said, "Marriage on the rocks"

I know I never had the style
Or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't say

How have you been?
I've called a million times