Beastie Boys Follow

Hey ladies in the place Im callin out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
Theres more to me than youll ever know
And Ive got more hits than sadaharu oh
Ton thumb tom cushman or tom foolery
Date women on t.v. with the help of chuck woolery
Words are flowing out just like the grand canyon
And Im always out looking for a female companion
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
Im wheelin and dealin I make a little bit of stealing
Ill bring you back to the place and your dress Im peeling
Your bodys on time and your min
d is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
Some such nonsense is the bass that Im throwing
Talking to a girl telling her Im all knowing
Shes talking to the kid to the who
Im telling here every lie that you know that I never did
Me in the corner with a good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back kotter
We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment I begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift that I have
And that girl aint nothing but the blue plate crab
Special at woodmans in essex mass
Educated no stupid yes
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
Im not james at 15 or chachi in charge
Im adam and Im adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin love in the back of my coupe de ville
I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
Cause I dont kinda go for that messin around
You be listening to my records a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
Ive got an open mind so why dont you all get inside
Tun
e in tune on to my tune thats live
Ladies flock like fish to my line

Shes got a gold tooth you know shes hardcore
Shell show you a good time then shell show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent van gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when Im drinking
The phone booth on the corner is damp and its stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didnt know
Woke up in the morning at the won ton ho
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like shes #1 and
*she thinks shes the passionate one*