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Wait, Alan, may I interest you in coming over
To the Giggenbush wit me?
No, no, no, this is my spot
Don't try and steal my spot

A, A is for the atrocious acts
That you abominated and committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight, seven and six
B B B, B is for your belligerent bitchy
Bottomous state of affairs, bad boy

C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright
Dastardly deeds that you do, dummy

Despite your degradations
Dialect, distributed by disc
12.95 for record and 10.95 for tape

E, E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself, fuck you!
G, get out my house
H, Homer
I, idiot
J, jackoff

King, king, K, Alan, king of my castle
L, is for the loquacious letter
I'm about to lacerate your fat ass wit
M, my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad? The question is no
N, N is for New York City

O, oh O, oh no, you mean, O, oppression?
Ostrich, sized oppression
P, the plague that plagued our family name, bitch
Q, quote, don't you question your quacky quagmire
Within your intelligence quotient? Unquote

R R, R, you mean R R, are you ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness
Unruly, rambunctious, rickety
Rough, rest, resume

S, shitty, savage sacred, you sucker
T T T, you wan' tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee
U, you will never understand
V, vamoose, you vicious vermin

W W, W's for the tears, you make me wept
X, X, X amount of times I tell you
You could have gone to Xavier
To study the xylophone

Y? I don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
Z is for zoom, okay, clock Z's

Wait, Alan, may I interest you in coming over
To the Giggenbush wit me?