Call the Paramedics
You Better Bring a Helmet Lyrics
Disc 1
- Probably the Best Song on the Album
- You Better Bring a Helmet
- Lets Huff Gas
- Roadside Memorial Runover
- Fire in the Hole
- Poop Chutes and Ladders
- My Name Is Asshole
- Prison Bitch
- Grab Your Spoons and Lighters It's Time to Rock
- Highest Power
- Allen Rothenberg Is Your Injury Lawyer
- It's Not Rape It's Surprise Sex
- Every Time My Bag Slaps Her Ass the Lights Flicker
- Meals on Wheels
- If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle
- I Just Stubbed Your Camel Toe
- No Snow No Show
- Call the Paramedics
- Only Users Lose Drugs
- Nothin Says Lovin Like a Concussion
- Jerk on Not Off
- Hardest Thing About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents That Your Gay