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Jütter:
(Spoken) Ladies and Gentlemen!
Guys and Gals!
Spidermen and Spiderwomen!
What happens to young girls who don't pay their rent?

Juny:
Drip!

Villy:
Squeak!

Fräulein Abby:
Minelli!

Jütter:
Screw!

Juny:
Drip!

Villy:
Squeak!

Fräulein Abby:
Minelli!

Jütter:
Screw!

Juny, Villy and Fräulein Abby:
I never paid
I never paid no rent!
I never paid
No no, not one red cent!

Too bad I stiffed him
It might have miffed him
But I just don't pay!

Juny:
(Spoken) So, I'm tryin' to sleep in my apartment and all I hear is
Drip! Drip! Drip!
That faucet's been drippin' since the day I moved in!
So I told that landlord, 'I ain't payin' no rent until you fix that drip!'

Villy:
(Spoken) I used to have this girlfriend known as Elsie,
We used to share four sordid rooms in.. you know, the flat-iron district.
Well, there was this one floor-board that use to Sqeak!
So loud! And I told that landlord, 'If I hear one more Squeak!'

Fräulein Abby:
(Speaks faked Hungarian followed by) ...No more Minelli!

Juny, Villy and Fräulein Abby:
I never paid
I never paid no rent!
I never paid
That money's all been spent!

Keep my deposit
Clean out my closet
But I just don't pay!

(Knock, knock, knock)

(Spoken) Who is it?

Jütter:
(Spoken) The landlord!

Juny, Villy and Fräulein Abby:
(Spoken) The landlord?!
We just don't pay!

Jütter:
(Spoken) I'm screwed!

Juny, Villy and Fräulein Abby:
I never paid
I never paid no rent
I never paid
I ain't no resident!

They might arraign you
They'll never hang you
If you just don't pay!

Juny:
I never paid
I never aid no rent!

Abby:
I never paid
I never paid no rent!

Villy:
I just don't pay!

Juny:
I never paid-

Juny and Abby:
I ain't no resident!

Juny, Villy and Fräulein Abby:
They might arraign you
They'll never hang you
If you just don't pay!

Jütter:
(Spoken) Meine Damen und Airheads!
The speakeasy is proud to present... Schlooney!

Juny:
It's Juny with a 'J', not Schlooney with a "Schluh"
'Cause Juny with a 'J' goes 'Juh', not 'Schluh'!

Jütter:
(Spoken) The rent is due!

Juny:
(Spoken) I can't pay!

Jütter:
(Spoken) Ladies und Germans! Who can tell her what to do?
Direct form Munich... Fräulein Abby! What would you do?