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JUST A SPECK OF DNA FROM THE TURIN SHROUD WAS USED TO CLONE OUR SAVIOR AND OUR SAVIOR SAID ALOUD: “LISTEN UP, MY CHILDREN, I’VE COME BACK TO TELL YOU THIS: DON’T DRINK THE WATER, CAUSE WATER’S MOSTLY PISS! CHILDREN, DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE IT MAKES LIFE SHORTER THAN DRINKING WATER DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE AND YOU’LL NEVER SAY NO TO LOVE!” SO WE ASKED DAVID BOWIE, AND BOWIE SAID, “IT’S TRUE! ANDY SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT, AND SO SHOULD YOU! THAT’S THE ONE THING ON WHICH WINSTON AND ADOLF CONCURRED BUT IT WAS FROM ALEISTER CROWLEY THAT THEY HEARD, ‘BOYS, DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE IT MAKES LIFE SHORTER THAN DRINKING WATER DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE AND YOU’LL NEVER SAY NO TO LOVE!’” AND SO WE DUG UP ALEISTER – HE HAS A SHROUD AS WELL – HE SAID, “WE DON’T HAVE WATER IN THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL, SO WE DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE IT MAKES LIFE SHORTER THAN DRINKING WATER DRINK NOTHING BUT CHAMPAGNE AND YOU’LL NEVER SAY NO TO LOVE!” NEVER SAY NO TO LOVE.