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Guy (spoken) – Did I mention that I just had my phone fixed?
Girl (spoken)- really …
Guy (spoken)- yes!
Girl (spoken)- OoooO…
Guy (spoken) – Yeup
Girl (spoken) – Wow …
Guy (spoken) – Yeup
Girl (spoken) – Oooo … I just remembered the cutest story about my brother
Guy – what?
Girl – Oh no maybe not
Guy – No come on … come one
Girl – Okay, my brother… this is really cute … my brother he has 11 toes!
(sung) I sit here trying to impress
and make this guy all struck
but every subject I address
make me sound like such a smuck
Guy- (sung) its not that I can’t be diverting
Sometimes I can even thrill
But I’d just bee so much better at flirting
If I only had looks that kill
If I were a stud
Girl- If I were a babe
Guy- The kind of guy girls love
Girl- The kind of girl guys crave
My breasts would be rounder
Guy- my looks would astound her
Girl- my legs would be longer
Guy- my arms would be stronger
Girl- my locks would be flowing
Guy- my chest hair would be showing
Girl- my hips would be slimmer
Guy- my butt would just simmer
Both – OoooO
Girl- I’m just going to seduce him
Guy- she’ll be begging me for more
Girl- yeah tonight I’m gonna goose him
Guy- Tonight I’m gonna score YEAH!
Guy- A STUD! Girl- A BABE!
Guy- She’ll love
Girl- He’ll crave
OooO If I were a …
Guy- so Julie baby! BABY!
Girl- talk to me sweet meat
Guy- you have some nacho smuch on your face there
Girl- GONE?
Guy- you uh, you wiped to the other side. Oh oh, now it’s on you chin. Better…. Julie be honest I don’t have a lot of what your looking for. Do I?
Girl- No no, its me.
Guy- Julie, I’m not a stud
Girl- and I’m not a babe
Guy- I’m not a guy girls love
Girl- well I’m not a girl guys crave
I’m awkward and whiney
Guy- my biceps are tiny
Girl- I’m not to athletic
Guy- my clothes are synthetic
Girl- my nails are all chewed up!
Guy- my hair is all glued on!
Girl- my hips are real thumpy
Guy- well mine are real lumpy!
OooO
Girl- Every night I’m always snoring
OooO
Guy- yeah my feet can really stink
OoO
Girl- yeah I’m homey and boring
Guy- well let me buy you one more drink
Girl- yeah
Guy- NO STUD!
Girl- NO BABE!
Guy- I love
Girl- I crave
OoO

Enjoy!