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Life Sucks and Then You Die lyrics
When things are dark and gloomy
I don't let the dark get to me
But instead I hold my head up high
I don't wallow in self pity
I just sing this little ditty
Life sucks and then you die
Hard knocks have bumped and thumped you
Your sweetheart's gone and dumped you
For some clown - well don't break down and cry!
Go get stinko, go get blotto,
And then just repeat this motto
Life sucks and then you die
Failure's first, then unhappiness
and then you're dead
Expect the worst and anything less
You're ahead!
Life hurts, and there's no ointment
Hope: just means disappointment
Human kindness - hah, don't even try!
Women are bitches
Men are pricks
Meanwhile that clock just tick tick ticks
Life sucks and then goodbye
So let's share our misery now
C'mon people, sing with me now
Life sucks and then you die
(hey, you're good)
It's all a crock, this life ain't worth spit
Take my word.
First you're in hock, then you're in shit,
Then interred!
And don't count on the hereafter
Harps and wings, excuse my laughter
Hell may be but Heaven is a lie!
This life here is all we got folks
and it is already shot folks
Life sucks and by-the-by...
No blue skies, just stormy weather
C'mon guys, now all together:
Life sucks and then you die
And then you die!
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