Bo Burnham Follow

[Speaking] Alright kids, welcome to your first Sunday School class! Lets get right into it, OK? Ok!

[Singing]Did you know that Jesus died on the cross
Just to keep you from masturbating
And did you know that prior to 1960 he frowned on interratial dating.

Well my name is Bobby Johnson and I teach about Gods loving wrath
And though I try to live by the bible and what it says
I think I might have stumbled from the path

Because Im gay for Jesus, creator of all good
A chariatable carpenter, thats why hes given me wood

Im gay for Jesus, let the people rejoyce
But its not about lust, I dont wanna to nail him - that was a poor word choice

Did you know that Satan wears a cape, made out of a rainbow flag
And did you know that Jesus hates abortions unless the kid was a ff... Jew!

Well I try to live by the bible, but it tells me that my thoughts arnt right.
But those particular pages might be stuck together from the little bit of sinning I did last night

Because they told me to love Jesus
I chose an alternative route
Well I so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out

Well Im gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace
I said pour your love all over me but please aim away from my face.