Darlin' Allo Follow

When I feel kind of like a giant piece of slump,
Ready to be taken to the rubbish dump.
You call me up on your red telephone,
Make me happy again and then you have to go.

But I´ve been trying to think positively,
about taking up new activities.
I´ll do yoga and learn Chinese,
play accordion and eat my peas.

But will you spend new year´s with me?
we can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.

Everybody else will be out drinking,
But I don´t feel like drinking.
If you wanna stay in and hang out with me,
We could play some Monopoly.

It´s embarrasing to think that at twenty five,
And I´m not doing something more wild with my life,
There´s a party over here, a party there,
But my favourite party is in my bed.

So will you please spend new year´s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.

We could play Nintendo if you´d let me win,
But you´re super competitive with these things.
That´s ok, I don´t mind, let´s make popcorn,
Do you feel like watching "Harold and Maude"?

You´re the greatest friend that I´ve ever had,
I want you to know that I´m grateful for that,
I won't let our acquaintance ever be forgot,
Happy new year, I love you, you´re the best of the lot.

So will you please spend new year´s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.