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VULGARIAN SPY 1
You have a Vulgar mind,
You have a Vulgar heart,
You have Vulgar blood
You are Vulgar through and through,
So when in doubt:

Think Vulgar, and fall in line.

VULGARIAN SPY 2
Think Vulgar

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and you'll be fine

Just remember all Vulgarian sons and daughters
are expendable, unless they follow orders.

VULGARIAN SPY 2
Think Vulgar and show no fright

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Think Vulgar will all your might

VULGARIAN SPY 2
Day und Night

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Be obedient and behave
just like a vulgar slave
Or you'll wind up
In a Vulgar Grave

If you don't want thumb-screws
or the torture rack,
Just speak English

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Jolly good

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And tally-ho

If we should fail
There is no turning back
We'll both be mincemeat
And six feet below

VULGARIAN SPY 2
don't want to go below

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So act English, stiff upper lip

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Stiff upper lip

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So act English, Cheerio Pip-pip

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Cheerio Pip-pip

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If we should fail to get that car
as we've been ordered

VULGARIAN SPY 2
In Vulgaria we'll both be drawn and quartered

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Think Vulgar, be slick and sly,
You're a spy
Think Vulgar or else we die

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Else we die

BOTH
Be obedient and behave just like a Vulgar slave

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Or we'll wind up

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Wind up

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Wind up

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Wind up

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Where the guns are lined up

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Lined up

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Lined up

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Lined up

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To a post you're twined up

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Then what?

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You're shot

BOTH
In a Vulgar grave
A Vulgar grave